I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
I just watched this on repeat forever and died more and more each time
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
^——— This, right here.
what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
around the world with luke hemmings (◑‿◐)
GUY: "Hey cutie let me get them directions into your pants hehe ;)"
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
"everything you say can and will be held against you so only so my name"
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW